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Three girls are walking in a magical forest. Suddenly, a witch comes out of the woods, and tells them: "Each of you has to say one good thing about herself. If you lie, i will make you disappear!". The first girl, a brunette, says: "I think I am a ver . . . Rating: Email This Joke! Rate this joke! You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you. Rating: Email This Joke! Rate this joke! When met by a long procession of people led by a man with a dog, Joe asked the man: "Who died?" "My Mother in law." "How?" Joe asked. "The dog bit her." "Can I borrow the dog?" "Get in line." Rating: Email This Joke! Rate this joke!